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Postby Grace Speaker » Fri Jul 11, 2014 01:12 pm

Walk 7a : tHE HOUSE WOZ ON FYER At tHE tIM - GEORGE AGGY
Walk 7a: It WERE DRIBBLING ON MY COOT - GEORGE AGGY
Walk 7a: I COULD NUT SEE WHERE tHE LEttER HOLE WOZ -GEORGE AGGY
Walk 7a: I CANt DELIVER A HORS to A 4tH FLOOR FLAT. - "UP YER BUM" B.
Walk 7a: tHERE WERE'NT NO DOOR OR WALLS - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Postby Murgatroyd » Fri Jul 11, 2014 01:56 pm

OK:
George Aggy :
The Knocker was rude
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I caught ricketts off your door
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There were'nt no door or walls
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The house woz on fyer at the Tim

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]

Sir Terry Pratchett
The Door looked at me funny
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Re: Your post has been deemed undeliverable because:

Postby Vicky4Ecks » Fri Jul 11, 2014 05:29 pm

Murgatroyd wrote:OK:
George Aggy :
The Knocker was rude
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I caught ricketts off your door
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There were'nt no door or walls
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
The door looked at me funny
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows
The adres was not spelt rite
I dunt have time for comedy knockers


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]

Sir Terry Pratchett
The Door looked at me funny

Got mugged - again
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Postby Squigglyx » Fri Jul 11, 2014 06:02 pm

George Aggy :
The Knocker was rude
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I caught ricketts off your door
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There were'nt no door or walls
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
The door looked at me funny
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows
The adres was not spelt rite
I dunt have time for comedy knockers
the package was talkin forin
The package were lookin at me funny


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]

Sir Terry Pratchett
The Door looked at me funny[/quote]
Got mugged - again[/quote]
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Re: Your post has been deemed undeliverable because:

Postby Muba » Fri Jul 11, 2014 07:23 pm

George Aggy :
The Knocker was rude
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I caught ricketts off your door
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There were'nt no door or walls
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
The door looked at me funny
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows
The adres was not spelt rite
I dunt have time for comedy knockers
the package was talkin forin
The package were lookin at me funny
There wont no house, just a smoking hole
The package was talking forin
There was a pijin the way


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]
I triped over a cat and smooshed it

Isobel
The Letter bocks was missing

Sir Terry Pratchett
The Door looked at me funny[/quote]
Got mugged - again[/quote]
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Postby Frank the Younger » Sat Jul 12, 2014 04:38 pm

George Aggy :
I caught ricketts off your door
I dunt have time for comedy knockers
i fink thos package iz pozessed!
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The adres was not spelt rite
The door looked at me funny
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
The Knocker was rude
the package was talkin forin
The package were lookin at me funny
The wife sez Im not to go to yor house again
Tell your husband that it dunt matter what colour he paints it. he shouldn't stick it through the letterbox.
There was a pijin the way
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
There were'nt no door or walls
There wont no house, just a smoking hole
There woz omnians around so I legged it
there wuz a pijin in the way
There wuz smoke comin out of your letterbox
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]
I triped over a cat and smooshed it

So Pissoff B (is this Bernard we wonder)
That is not a dog that is a hors wiv big teef and clors

Isobel
The Letter bocks was missing


Sir Terry Pratchett
Got mugged - again
I fink this package iz pozessed!
The adres wuz nut speelt rite
The Door looked at me funny
Grandad III Frank The Younger :-)
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Re: Your post has been deemed undeliverable because:

Postby jonty » Sat Jul 12, 2014 05:00 pm

George Aggy :

It were dribbling on my boot
I could nut see where the letter hole woz
I caught ricketts off your door
I dunt have time for comedy knockers
i fink thos package iz pozessed!
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The adres was not spelt rite
The door looked at me funny
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
The Knocker was rude
the package was talkin forin
The package were lookin at me funny
The wife sez Im not to go to yor house again
Tell your husband that it dunt matter what colour he paints it. he shouldn't stick it through the letterbox.
There was a pijin the way
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
There were'nt no door or walls
There wont no house, just a smoking hole
There woz omnians around so I legged it
there wuz a pijin in the way
There wuz smoke comin out of your letterbox
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]
I triped over a cat and smooshed it

So Pissoff B (is this Bernard we wonder)
That is not a dog that is a hors wiv big teef and clors

Isobel
The Letter bocks was missing
I dunt have time for comedy knockers


Sir Terry Pratchett

I had a apparition you dunt want this one
It were dribbling on my boot
Got mugged - again
I fink this package iz pozessed!
The adres wuz nut speelt rite
The Door looked at me funny
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Re: Your post has been deemed undeliverable because:

Postby Frank the Younger » Sat Jul 12, 2014 05:58 pm

George Aggy :

It were dribbling on my boot
I could nut see where the letter hole woz
I caught ricketts off your door
I dunt have time for comedy knockers
i fink thos package iz pozessed!
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The adres was not spelt rite
The door looked at me funny
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
The Knocker was rude
The letter bocks was missing
The package was talkin forin
The package were lookin at me funny
The wife sez Im not to go to yor house again
Tell your husband that it dunt matter what colour he paints it. he shouldn't stick it through the letterbox.
There was a pijin the way
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
There were'nt no door or walls
There wont no house, just a smoking hole
There woz omnians around so I legged it
there wuz a pijin in the way
There wuz smoke comin out of your letterbox
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]
I triped over a cat and smooshed it

So Pissoff B (is this Bernard we wonder)
That is not a dog that is a hors wiv big teef and clors

Isobel
The Letter bocks was missing
I dunt have time for comedy knockers


Sir Terry Pratchett

I had a apparition you dunt want this one
It were dribbling on my boot
Got mugged - again
I fink this package iz pozessed!
The adres wuz nut speelt rite
The Door looked at me funny
Grandad III Frank The Younger :-)
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Re: Your post has been deemed undeliverable because:

Postby phalarope » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:47 am

George Aggy :

It were dribbling on my boot
It were dribbling on my coot
I could nut see where the letter hole woz
I caught ricketts off your door
I dunt have time for comedy knockers
i fink thos package iz pozessed!
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The adres was not spelt rite
The door looked at me funny
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
The Knocker was rude
The letter bocks was missing
The package was talkin forin
The package were lookin at me funny
The wife sez Im not to go to yor house again
Tell your husband that it dunt matter what colour he paints it. he shouldn't stick it through the letterbox.
There was a pijin the way
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
There were'nt no door or walls
There wont no house, just a smoking hole
There woz omnians around so I legged it
there wuz a pijin in the way
There wuz smoke comin out of your letterbox
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]
+ inscription: You smell lots. B.

I triped over a cat and smooshed it
So Pissoff B (is this Bernard we wonder)
That is not a dog that is a hors wiv big teef and clors

Isobel
The Letter bocks was missing
I dunt have time for comedy knockers


Sir Terry Pratchett

I had a apparition you dunt want this one
It were dribbling on my boot
Got mugged - again
I fink this package iz pozessed!
The adres wuz nut speelt rite
The Door looked at me funny
Cheers -
Carol (phalarope)
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Re: Your post has been deemed undeliverable because:

Postby Miss Tick » Sun Aug 17, 2014 09:50 pm

It were dribbling on my boot
It were dribbling on my coot
I could nut see where the letter hole woz
I caught ricketts off your door
I dunt have time for comedy knockers
i fink thos package iz pozessed!
I had a apperition - you dunt want this one
I tripped over a cat and smooshed it
The adres was not spelt rite
The door looked at me funny
The house woz on fyer at the Tim
The Knocker was rude
The letter bocks was missing
The package was talkin forin
The package were lookin at me funny
The wife sez Im not to go to yor house again
Tell your husband that it dunt matter what colour he paints it. he shouldn't stick it through the letterbox.
There was a pijin the way
There was too meny fingers left in the slot
There were'nt no door or walls
There wont no house, just a smoking hole
There woz omnians around so I legged it
there wuz a pijin in the way
There wuz smoke comin out of your letterbox
There wuz this angry dwarf so I legged it
There woz this dog and it got orinje eyebrows


Reb
There woz omnians around so i legged it

Ian (?)
The Knocker was Rude
This is not a house Its a pig with a slot

Bernard
I caught Ricketts off your Door
+ inscription: You Swell! [On re reading this I think it's more likely to be You Smell!]
+ inscription: You smell lots. B.

I triped over a cat and smooshed it
So Pissoff B (is this Bernard we wonder)
That is not a dog that is a hors wiv big teef and clors

Isobel
The Letter bocks was missing
I dunt have time for comedy knockers


Sir Terry Pratchett

I had a apparition you dunt want this one
It were dribbling on my boot
Got mugged - again
I fink this package iz pozessed!
The adres wuz nut speelt rite
The Door looked at me funny
The wife sez Im not to go to yor house again
There wuz smoke comin out of your letterbox
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