Reb the intolerable!

[the_apprentice]

Ladies and Gentlemen, if it were up to ME you'd have new stamps TOMORROW!
The baddy in this story, Reb, has decided that she needs to sleep tonight rather than list the new stamps online! Can you believe it!

[Reb]

Ian, we just aren't 'Djelling' on this issue. Stop being such a cry-'beybi'.

[the_apprentice]

OOooooh.... I'd get such a telling-off for spoilers like that!

[Grace Speaker]

What are you pTelling us?! That there's stamps in the offlering, but we have to D-jelli well wait until Reb's had 40 pWinks?

That's wanton cruelty to Flatalists, that is!

[Muba]

stampS!

How appropriate if the one hinted at came with the first issue from Hersheba

[the_apprentice]

...ok... I MAY have forgotten to perforate the sheets... I guess I know what I'M doing this weekend.

[Statsman]

You are a very, very brave man Ian.

[Grace Speaker]

...ok... I MAY have forgotten to perforate the sheets... I guess I know what I'M doing this weekend.

I trust that you're donning the special Perforating Pixie outfit?

[Squigglyx]

Weekend has finished me thinks.....

But no stamps !

I'm trying to be P......

[the_apprentice]

Weekend has finished me thinks......

I've always thought that 'Weekend' is a state of mind...

(we're goin' as fast as we can, guvnor, honest!)

[the_apprentice]

Eep... sorry gang, today got away from us. The shop was full of lovely people all day and we've got some stuff to attend to this evening, but they'll be availble from tomorrow. I really did think we'd get them up on Friday, sorry for teasing you all.

[Squigglyx]

I'm sure they will be worth the wait

[Grace Speaker]

Are they there yet?

[CanadianGadfly]

Hey, I'm now old and slowing down, and even I'm becoming anxious. Please roll out the latest philatelic goodies!

[the_apprentice]

Are they there yet?

Yes!... phew!