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Postby Alan » Fri Jul 22, 2005 01:34 pm

*run flat tyres work perfectly allowing Loz to flee* :D
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Postby Ballsofsteel » Sat Jul 23, 2005 08:10 am

Woohoo

Cheers for the lift Alan!!!


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Postby Alan » Sat Jul 23, 2005 08:44 am

Any time loz :D
But you are still going to be in trouble when you get back :shock:
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Postby chudds » Sat Jul 23, 2005 08:55 am

so does this mean that the best way to have a quiet house is to keep your woman in a permanent state of orgasm?





Might also help when needing to avoid awkward questions :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ptim » Sat Jul 23, 2005 09:03 am

chudds wrote:so does this mean that the best way to have a quiet house is to keep your woman in a permanent state of orgasm?





Might also help when needing to avoid awkward questions :lol: :lol:


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Postby Colin » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:51 am

Ptim wrote:
chudds wrote:so does this mean that the best way to have a quiet house is to keep your woman in a permanent state of orgasm?

Might also help when needing to avoid awkward questions :lol: :lol:


Yes but it plays havock with their ironing. Bless'em! :wink:


Hmmm ... I know someone for whom ironing is the preferred (and possibly only) route towards orgasm ...
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Postby Fi » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:46 pm

chudds wrote:so does this mean that the best way to have a quiet house is to keep your woman in a permanent state of orgasm?
Might also help when needing to avoid awkward questions :lol: :lol:


Wont get much house work done though :wink:
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Postby chudds » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:50 pm

might even be worth paying someone to do it for that
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Postby Dragonlady » Sat Jul 23, 2005 07:52 pm

chudds wrote:so does this mean that the best way to have a quiet house is to keep your woman in a permanent state of orgasm?





Might also help when needing to avoid awkward questions :lol: :lol:


where do you get quiet from? with all them orgasms

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Postby chudds » Sat Jul 23, 2005 07:59 pm

hey that kinda noise you can live with most of it you dont understand and those bits you do you know what to do!
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Postby Fi » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:45 am

:shock:

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Postby chudds » Sun Jul 24, 2005 03:24 pm

struck a cord?
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Postby Doc Brown » Sun Jul 24, 2005 06:35 pm

A flat I believe
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Postby chudds » Sun Jul 24, 2005 07:19 pm

are you running very fast???
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Postby Penfold » Sun Jul 24, 2005 07:22 pm

:shock:scream if you want to go faster?
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