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Postby alohura » Thu Jul 28, 2005 08:40 am

They are not just leather trousers, they are THE leather trousers.
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Postby Rincewind the Wizzard » Thu Jul 28, 2005 08:54 am

What, are they like sacred leather trousers, with an unerring ability to attract laydeez?
God, I need to get some of them :? :wink:
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Postby alohura » Thu Jul 28, 2005 08:57 am

You have heard of them then. :wink:
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Postby Rincewind the Wizzard » Thu Jul 28, 2005 08:58 am

Yes :wink: . The only thing that puts me off getting some leather trousers is... Well, has anyone seen that Friends episode where Ross gets some leather trousers?
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Postby alohura » Thu Jul 28, 2005 09:01 am

They were probably cheap unlined trousers.
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Postby unohoo » Thu Jul 28, 2005 09:17 am

I have no idea what you mean.

But mine are lined.
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Postby alohura » Thu Jul 28, 2005 09:39 am

In Friends, Ross had a mid life crisis. He got himself a pair of leather trousers, got sweaty, and couldn't pull them back up.
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Postby Ballsofsteel » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:00 am

Get a motorbike, then you have no excuse for not getting a pair of leather trousers!!
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Postby Doc Brown » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:08 am

and the boots, jacket and gauntlets :D
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Postby Ballsofsteel » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:38 am

and that just for the nice weather,

then add on the wet weather gear.......
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Postby Doc Brown » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:40 am

Of course most bikers don't really have a leather fetish, it is purely functional clothing :wink: :lol:
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Postby alohura » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:02 am

Pull the other one.
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Re: Bad News

Postby Pat » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:08 am

Rincewind the Wizzard wrote:
unohoo wrote:Laydeez, I'm sorry, but due to the weather, I can not risk my leather trousers. I will ensure they are worn at Wadfest if possible, and at Hogswatch for definite.


You have leather trousers??? Now I respect you even more, I really want some (I hear that they're popular with the laydeez...) :wink:


Except the ones who watched the episode of Friends where Ross got some...
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Postby Ballsofsteel » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:18 am

alohura wrote:Pull the other one.


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Postby Rincewind the Wizzard » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:22 pm

alohura wrote: Ross had a mid life crisis. He got himself a pair of leather trousers


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