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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Librarians Apprentice » Wed Sep 26, 2018 05:16 am

Oook!

And lo, the Cardboard did part, and an Emissary of the Lord did appear within the box, and they knew it was so for he did have lightening flashing from his eyes. And the Emissary spake, saying "This box now belongs to the Lord, thy Master! Thou shalt leave offerings of tuna, and of squeaky animals of small sizes, and of strings of stretchiness and tanglehood shalt thou give unto this box and the Emissary therein!"
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Pat » Wed Sep 26, 2018 08:40 am

Darren wrote:Schroedinger finally had his answer - neither dead nor alive, just bloody furious...

From inside the box, the cat cannot tell whether Schroedinger is alive or dead.
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Grace Speaker » Wed Sep 26, 2018 06:22 pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again: A huge, fire-breathing dragon sitting on its massive hoard of gold has got nothing on the defensive capabilities of the average domestic moggy protecting its cardboard box! :evil: :meow: :evil:
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby steeljam » Wed Sep 26, 2018 09:10 pm

I see there is another disgruntled Amazon employee getting his own back.
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Grace Speaker » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:17 am

"Dog? What dog?"

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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby phalarope » Mon Oct 01, 2018 03:09 pm

Big Fido rides again.
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Whos Wee Dug » Mon Oct 01, 2018 04:30 pm

I'm literally bursting for a pee. :twisted:
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Grace Speaker » Wed Oct 31, 2018 09:21 pm

Halloween Special . . . :twisted: :wink: :twisted:

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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby I.B.Igor » Fri Nov 02, 2018 07:52 pm

Nora's dance partner was dead on his feet.
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby I.B.Igor » Fri Nov 02, 2018 07:54 pm

Martyns idea was " Death wins Scrictly come dancing /dancing with the stars!
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Grace Speaker » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:09 pm

I.B.Igor wrote:Martyns idea was " Death wins Scrictly come dancing /dancing with the stars!
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Now that's a Strictly Come Dancing show I'd actually watch!
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby I.B.Igor » Sat Nov 03, 2018 01:53 pm

Grace Speaker wrote:
I.B.Igor wrote:Martyns idea was " Death wins Strictly come dancing /dancing with the stars!
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Now that's a Strictly Come Dancing show I'd actually watch!

Me too!
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby steeljam » Sat Nov 03, 2018 04:59 pm

Is that a bone I can feel, or are you happy to see me?
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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Sandra » Sat Nov 03, 2018 05:43 pm

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Re: New game- caption that image

Postby Whos Wee Dug » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:51 pm

I think you took the diet to the extreme.
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