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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Gaspode » Sat Aug 19, 2017 09:14 pm

Grace Speaker wrote:Read all abaaaaht it! The making of The Librarian statchoo :D

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Oh dear my credit card has just fallen in the bin. Its lying there with wisps of smoke coming from the magnetic strip. :roll:
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Grace Speaker » Mon Aug 21, 2017 02:58 pm

Don't panic everyone, here's what our researchers think is happening!

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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby I.B.Igor » Tue Aug 22, 2017 06:12 am

Oh I so want that on a T shirt! :lol:
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby phazedout » Tue Aug 22, 2017 06:54 am

sadly Ms Igor the chancers at qwertee would probably do that.

However I am sure our resourceful apprentice might nudge the men with the thin breifcases at narativia and see fi it can be done

*impateintly scans emporium site for pre order button*
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Grace Speaker » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:43 pm

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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby phalarope » Fri Feb 23, 2018 02:02 pm

THE TSORT IT OUT LBE

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A limited edition 'lucky dip' assortment of Discworld Stamps introducing two new issues hailing from the ancient military kingdom of Tsort, with a chance of sports and rarities!

Each Little Brown Envelope in this edition contains a random mix of current Discworld Stamps along with two fantastic new issues from the continent of Klatch!

Every LBE includes the 'monumental' Tsort One Drachma commemorating the Great Pyramid of Tsort, and the small but mighty Tsort Half Drachma featuing the famous Tsortean Horse - weapon of choice during the Tsortean wars agains Ephebe!

A generous scattering of sport variants and rarities awaits inside lucky envelopes, including Blue Triangles, Clacks-o-grams and Dead Letter labels are waiting to be found in lucky envelopes.
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