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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Gaspode » Sat Aug 19, 2017 09:14 pm

Grace Speaker wrote:Read all abaaaaht it! The making of The Librarian statchoo :D

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Oh dear my credit card has just fallen in the bin. Its lying there with wisps of smoke coming from the magnetic strip. :roll:
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Grace Speaker » Mon Aug 21, 2017 02:58 pm

Don't panic everyone, here's what our researchers think is happening!

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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby I.B.Igor » Tue Aug 22, 2017 06:12 am

Oh I so want that on a T shirt! :lol:
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby phazedout » Tue Aug 22, 2017 06:54 am

sadly Ms Igor the chancers at qwertee would probably do that.

However I am sure our resourceful apprentice might nudge the men with the thin breifcases at narativia and see fi it can be done

*impateintly scans emporium site for pre order button*
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Grace Speaker » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:43 pm

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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby phalarope » Fri Feb 23, 2018 02:02 pm

THE TSORT IT OUT LBE

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A limited edition 'lucky dip' assortment of Discworld Stamps introducing two new issues hailing from the ancient military kingdom of Tsort, with a chance of sports and rarities!

Each Little Brown Envelope in this edition contains a random mix of current Discworld Stamps along with two fantastic new issues from the continent of Klatch!

Every LBE includes the 'monumental' Tsort One Drachma commemorating the Great Pyramid of Tsort, and the small but mighty Tsort Half Drachma featuing the famous Tsortean Horse - weapon of choice during the Tsortean wars agains Ephebe!

A generous scattering of sport variants and rarities awaits inside lucky envelopes, including Blue Triangles, Clacks-o-grams and Dead Letter labels are waiting to be found in lucky envelopes.
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Grace Speaker » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:47 am

For those not gone over to the dark side, i.e. not on Faceborg: a little Easter message:

URGENT PRODUCT RECALL!! The Arsenic flavouring in our Assassins' Guild 'Death by Chocolate' Easter eggs has proven to be a little too 'authentic'. But don't worry, eggs already consumed by the soon-to-be-inhumed will still be fully refunded. #HappyEaster #DeathByChocolate.


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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby phalarope » Sun Apr 01, 2018 01:03 pm

In a heatbeat! :lol: :lol: :lol: Seriously, all it needs is a biohazard sticker on the interior wrapper and all would be tickety-boo.
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby steeljam » Sun Apr 01, 2018 04:23 pm

Put me down for one.
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Darren » Sun Apr 01, 2018 05:38 pm

steeljam wrote:Put me down for one.


Nah, we'll just put you down with one... :twisted:
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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Grace Speaker » Sun Apr 01, 2018 06:43 pm

Darren wrote:
steeljam wrote:Put me down for one.


Nah, we'll just put you down with one... :twisted:

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Re: News from The Emporium

Postby Sandra » Tue Apr 03, 2018 02:42 pm

How about sending out the emptied wrappings... Wonder how many random house guests would be helping themselves to your stash if it was 'accidentally' sitting in this packaging? :twisted:
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