Whos Wee Dug wrote:In a email received today.![]()
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'
The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'
Grace Speaker wrote:If anyone has not already had the pleasure, probably due to not being in the bit of For'n parts that gets CBS, may I recommend that you wander over to that Youtube thingamajig to watch the opening monologues of Mr Stephen Colbert on The Late Show* to aid in sanity retention during this trying time:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMtFAi84ehTSYSE9XoHefig
Seth Meyers on "Late Night with Seth Myers" is also well worth it, especially The "Closer Look" segments. Other late-night hosts worth watching are Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah and John Oliver
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