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Postby Rabelasian » Tue Aug 16, 2005 09:10 am

If you're not careful you'll put someones eye out with that.
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Postby Doc Brown » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:53 am

Don't let your mind wander, for it may never come back.
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Postby Colin » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:58 am

Confidence is the feeling you have *before* you appreciate the true situation.
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Postby Rabelasian » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:01 pm

When making pancakes use a pan with rounded sides* not straight ones and you'll find you can toss them much more easily.


*Rounded as in having a curved edge from the bottom of the pan to the rim as opposed to just any old circular pan.
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Postby Doc Brown » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:27 pm

Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat.
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Postby alohura » Tue Aug 16, 2005 01:19 pm

A little something my mother taught me.

If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, you are aiming too high.
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Postby Doc Brown » Tue Aug 16, 2005 01:42 pm

Only those who attempt the absurd, achieve the impossible.
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Postby prettybutterfly » Tue Aug 16, 2005 03:24 pm

people who say something hurtful and then say "no offence meant", always mean to cause offence but just don't want any backlash.
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Postby Doc Brown » Tue Aug 16, 2005 03:29 pm

You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around
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Postby Rabelasian » Tue Aug 16, 2005 03:36 pm

Sweet tasting foods such as cinnamon or pineapple make semen taste sweeter. :D
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Postby Brorien » Tue Aug 16, 2005 06:58 pm

alohura wrote:A little something my mother taught me.

If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, you are aiming too high.


Your mom sounds like a great lady.
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Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
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Postby Rabelasian » Tue Aug 16, 2005 07:03 pm

alohura wrote:A little something my mother taught me.

If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, you are aiming too high.


The best way to a mans heart is between the second and third rib with a slender, sharp, pointed knife. :lol:
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Postby Fi » Thu Aug 18, 2005 07:07 pm

Rabelasian wrote:Sweet tasting foods such as cinnamon or pineapple make semen taste sweeter. :D


:shock:
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Postby Fendetestas » Thu Aug 18, 2005 07:17 pm

gytha fiona wrote:
Rabelasian wrote:Sweet tasting foods such as cinnamon or pineapple make semen taste sweeter. :D


:shock:


There are patented semen taste enhancers. You don't believe it? US Patent 6,485,773. And yes, the main ingredient is pineapple. I don't post the product's page because it has some material, er, not apt for family viewing.
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Postby Colin » Thu Aug 18, 2005 07:31 pm

... but it's not hard ... :roll: ... to find ...

Fascinating ...

I wonder about some of the merchandise though ... like the Teddy Bear ... :shock:
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